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尼克來到了計算機房,清晨的氣候讓人很是舒服,只是走廓外面的一些果皮紙屑讓人心裏有些犯塞。
來到機房,自然是要遇到這裏機房的常客佛凡尼老師。這個佛凡尼老師果然是地面果皮的來源,正在‘門’口吃著桔子,並到處‘亂’丟皮。
“垃圾桶就在那邊,你就不能走兩步?”尼克剛從辦公室來,被黛西婭老師塞的氣還沒處消。
“想吃的話你就大聲說出來,我還有兩個!”佛凡尼老師大大咧咧地道。
“我才不吃,看著這青‘色’的皮,我的牙都酸掉了!”
“葡萄心理,話說你今天有沒見到黛西婭老師?”
“我就知道你一張嘴,就離不了黛西婭老師,我勸你別指望了,她不是個好婆娘!”
“餵餵,你別‘亂’說黛西婭老師,我可跟你急,我跟你講!”差點沒‘激’得佛凡尼老師要跳起來。
“我又不是她,別問我,自己找去!”
尼克氣乎乎地進了機房,不理會他。
機房之中,尼克的學生們早已經等候著他們的老師來上課。上了這麽久的課,尼克當初第一次上講臺的緊張感早已‘蕩’然無存。現在由尼克教導的班級,計算機課程的成績就像坐了火箭一樣飛速上升。
經常在校成績榜上的圖表上,尼克所教的班級,計算機的成績都要高出一個頭。
自由活動時間,尼克的幾個學生,博文特還有皮特等個圍到了尼克旁邊,和往常一樣,和問東問西。就像老朋友一樣,沒有隔閡。
“尼克老師,最近可好?”
“好個屁,一大早就被人氣死了!”尼克一想到早上還是沒消氣。
“怎麽了,誰這麽大能耐,可以氣死尼克老師,我們不是要去拜訪一下,學上幾招!”皮特打打哈哈道。
“我問你們啊,如果有一個男人,一直暗戀一個有男朋友的‘女’人,終於有一天,他發現,這個‘女’人真正要失去的時候,那個男人很絕望,這該怎麽辦?”
“哇,尼克老師,你還真有夠爛情的!”這幾個學生驚嘆道。
“不是我好不好,你們老師純潔得有夠徹底,早不折騰年輕人這些愛來愛去的事了!”
“看尼克老師你這憨樣,也知道你整不了這種高難度的覆雜情事,你最多不過會上錯‘床’而已!”
“別,別扯來扯去的,給我說!”尼克慌張著。
皮特道:“像你這麽說來,那個‘女’的,一有點喜歡那個暗戀她的男人,而對她的男朋友,也只出於某種壓力而在一起,而那男人可能出於自卑心理,一直在遠觀而望之!”
“我拷,這你都猜得到,你上輩子是情聖投胎怎麽的?”尼克驚道。
“這不容易猜嘛,你想拉,如果那個‘女’的不喜歡他,就不會給他親近的機會,那麽,這個男人也不會絕望,如果那‘女’的不是出於某些壓力和她男朋友在一起,也不會對別的男人產生某些感覺,但同時,那‘女’的又是很喜歡現在的男朋友,她男朋友應該也是人很不錯!”皮特頭頭是道的準確分析道。
“非常準確!”尼克十分佩服,然後追問道:“那麽,你覺得他該怎麽辦?”
“以我看來,從現實的角度上分析,此‘女’和男朋友結婚也不是什麽壞事,這世上太多愛來愛去的無聊事拉,真正生活安逸才是實在事!”皮特像個專家樣‘摸’‘摸’下巴道。
“聽起來似乎有點道理!”
“話又說回來,反之,那個男的要想得到愛情,就需要沖破千難萬險,過關斬將,才能得到他的愛情!”
“那不是要幫他一把!”
“如果不是你的救命恩人,我看還是算了,這事艱難萬阻啊!”
“隨手幫一下,力所能為勒唄!”
“嘖嘖,是我就不會幫喬傑斯老師去整這麻煩事!”
“我拷,原來你們知道是誰!”
“當然知道,我們眼睛又沒瞎,難道這一點都看不出來!”
“原來連你們這些小‘毛’頭,都一眼看穿了,嘖嘖!”
尼克盤算著怎麽幫喬傑斯老師向凱斯特琳老師坦白自己的內心,他自己屁股沒擦幹凈,倒是管起別人的閑事來了
雖然IT界的震動巨大,卻絲毫影響不了一代巨人的昏睡。這日中午的尼克正橫七豎八的戀在‘床’上鼾聲大作。
不知道什麽時候,佛凡尼老師的身影已經出現在尼克的房‘門’外。左右看了一下,他從口袋裏‘摸’出一張信用卡,然後對著‘門’縫裏‘插’了進去,上上下下地劃了劃,驚奇的發現‘門’鎖已經被尼克塞的小紙片卡得死死的,用這種方法終於開不了了。佛凡尼老師開始另尋圖徑,誰叫他從來都是有備而來。他又從口袋裏‘摸’出一根膠繩和鏡子,然後從旁邊搬來一些墊腳的東西,從‘門’上面的氣窗將打了結的膠繩放下去,看著鏡子裏反‘射’的圖象,用膠繩套住轉把,然後扯動了一下,‘門’應聲而開。
將作案工具收進口袋之後,佛凡尼大大咧咧的進到尼克的屋子,發現尼克還睡在‘床’上像頭死豬樣,可能把他賣到南洋,都還趕不上他醒過來的時候。
佛凡尼老師四下望了望,眼見尼克的電腦還開著,便一屁股坐在電腦前。本打算玩些小游戲,卻發現的電腦上還有個未關掉的窗口,這是個黑‘色’的聊天室口,藝術效果做得還行,上面的人正聊得歡。
佛凡尼老師哈哈手,然後在鍵盤上敲打入文字,並且嘴上還叨念著打出來的話:“你,們,還,好,嗎?”
而在上面閑晃的大衛暴風等人,以為是尼克上線,也就湊了過來,在電腦屏幕上,顯示著這樣的聊天記錄。
FD:你們還好嗎?
暴風:噫?老大,您不是去睡覺了嗎?
大衛:是啊,剛才還在喊著要睡大頭覺的。
FD:嗯,這個,睡不著,又爬起來了,你們都在幹什麽呀?
暴風:幹什麽?不是給您做苦力麽,您那裏找這麽好剝削還無怨無恨的勞工。
大衛:暴風你要虛偽得更亦‘裸’沒,你覺得老大會吃你這一套嗎?老大是吧!
FD:是,是的吧!
暴風:噫?老大,你怎麽很奇怪的樣子,難道發燒了?
布吉爾:還是**割長了……
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尼克來到了計算機房,清晨的氣候讓人很是舒服,只是走廓外面的一些果皮紙屑讓人心裏有些犯塞。
來到機房,自然是要遇到這裏機房的常客佛凡尼老師。這個佛凡尼老師果然是地面果皮的來源,正在‘門’口吃著桔子,並到處‘亂’丟皮。
“垃圾桶就在那邊,你就不能走兩步?”尼克剛從辦公室來,被黛西婭老師塞的氣還沒處消。
“想吃的話你就大聲說出來,我還有兩個!”佛凡尼老師大大咧咧地道。
“我才不吃,看著這青‘色’的皮,我的牙都酸掉了!”
“葡萄心理,話說你今天有沒見到黛西婭老師?”
“我就知道你一張嘴,就離不了黛西婭老師,我勸你別指望了,她不是個好婆娘!”
“餵餵,你別‘亂’說黛西婭老師,我可跟你急,我跟你講!”差點沒‘激’得佛凡尼老師要跳起來。
“我又不是她,別問我,自己找去!”
尼克氣乎乎地進了機房,不理會他。
機房之中,尼克的學生們早已經等候著他們的老師來上課。上了這麽久的課,尼克當初第一次上講臺的緊張感早已‘蕩’然無存。現在由尼克教導的班級,計算機課程的成績就像坐了火箭一樣飛速上升。
經常在校成績榜上的圖表上,尼克所教的班級,計算機的成績都要高出一個頭。
自由活動時間,尼克的幾個學生,博文特還有皮特等個圍到了尼克旁邊,和往常一樣,和問東問西。就像老朋友一樣,沒有隔閡。
“尼克老師,最近可好?”
“好個屁,一大早就被人氣死了!”尼克一想到早上還是沒消氣。
“怎麽了,誰這麽大能耐,可以氣死尼克老師,我們不是要去拜訪一下,學上幾招!”皮特打打哈哈道。
“我問你們啊,如果有一個男人,一直暗戀一個有男朋友的‘女’人,終於有一天,他發現,這個‘女’人真正要失去的時候,那個男人很絕望,這該怎麽辦?”
“哇,尼克老師,你還真有夠爛情的!”這幾個學生驚嘆道。
“不是我好不好,你們老師純潔得有夠徹底,早不折騰年輕人這些愛來愛去的事了!”
“看尼克老師你這憨樣,也知道你整不了這種高難度的覆雜情事,你最多不過會上錯‘床’而已!”
“別,別扯來扯去的,給我說!”尼克慌張著。
皮特道:“像你這麽說來,那個‘女’的,一有點喜歡那個暗戀她的男人,而對她的男朋友,也只出於某種壓力而在一起,而那男人可能出於自卑心理,一直在遠觀而望之!”
“我拷,這你都猜得到,你上輩子是情聖投胎怎麽的?”尼克驚道。
“這不容易猜嘛,你想拉,如果那個‘女’的不喜歡他,就不會給他親近的機會,那麽,這個男人也不會絕望,如果那‘女’的不是出於某些壓力和她男朋友在一起,也不會對別的男人產生某些感覺,但同時,那‘女’的又是很喜歡現在的男朋友,她男朋友應該也是人很不錯!”皮特頭頭是道的準確分析道。
“非常準確!”尼克十分佩服,然後追問道:“那麽,你覺得他該怎麽辦?”
“以我看來,從現實的角度上分析,此‘女’和男朋友結婚也不是什麽壞事,這世上太多愛來愛去的無聊事拉,真正生活安逸才是實在事!”皮特像個專家樣‘摸’‘摸’下巴道。
“聽起來似乎有點道理!”
“話又說回來,反之,那個男的要想得到愛情,就需要沖破千難萬險,過關斬將,才能得到他的愛情!”
“那不是要幫他一把!”
“如果不是你的救命恩人,我看還是算了,這事艱難萬阻啊!”
“隨手幫一下,力所能為勒唄!”
“嘖嘖,是我就不會幫喬傑斯老師去整這麻煩事!”
“我拷,原來你們知道是誰!”
“當然知道,我們眼睛又沒瞎,難道這一點都看不出來!”
“原來連你們這些小‘毛’頭,都一眼看穿了,嘖嘖!”
尼克盤算著怎麽幫喬傑斯老師向凱斯特琳老師坦白自己的內心,他自己屁股沒擦幹凈,倒是管起別人的閑事來了
雖然IT界的震動巨大,卻絲毫影響不了一代巨人的昏睡。這日中午的尼克正橫七豎八的戀在‘床’上鼾聲大作。
不知道什麽時候,佛凡尼老師的身影已經出現在尼克的房‘門’外。左右看了一下,他從口袋裏‘摸’出一張信用卡,然後對著‘門’縫裏‘插’了進去,上上下下地劃了劃,驚奇的發現‘門’鎖已經被尼克塞的小紙片卡得死死的,用這種方法終於開不了了。佛凡尼老師開始另尋圖徑,誰叫他從來都是有備而來。他又從口袋裏‘摸’出一根膠繩和鏡子,然後從旁邊搬來一些墊腳的東西,從‘門’上面的氣窗將打了結的膠繩放下去,看著鏡子裏反‘射’的圖象,用膠繩套住轉把,然後扯動了一下,‘門’應聲而開。
將作案工具收進口袋之後,佛凡尼大大咧咧的進到尼克的屋子,發現尼克還睡在‘床’上像頭死豬樣,可能把他賣到南洋,都還趕不上他醒過來的時候。
佛凡尼老師四下望了望,眼見尼克的電腦還開著,便一屁股坐在電腦前。本打算玩些小游戲,卻發現的電腦上還有個未關掉的窗口,這是個黑‘色’的聊天室口,藝術效果做得還行,上面的人正聊得歡。
佛凡尼老師哈哈手,然後在鍵盤上敲打入文字,並且嘴上還叨念著打出來的話:“你,們,還,好,嗎?”
而在上面閑晃的大衛暴風等人,以為是尼克上線,也就湊了過來,在電腦屏幕上,顯示著這樣的聊天記錄。
FD:你們還好嗎?
暴風:噫?老大,您不是去睡覺了嗎?
大衛:是啊,剛才還在喊著要睡大頭覺的。
FD:嗯,這個,睡不著,又爬起來了,你們都在幹什麽呀?
暴風:幹什麽?不是給您做苦力麽,您那裏找這麽好剝削還無怨無恨的勞工。
大衛:暴風你要虛偽得更亦‘裸’沒,你覺得老大會吃你這一套嗎?老大是吧!
FD:是,是的吧!
暴風:噫?老大,你怎麽很奇怪的樣子,難道發燒了?
布吉爾:還是**割長了……
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